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(Watch
video clip)"I
said I was looking
for a book to read, Laura said you ought to cry Camus.
I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic
reading
list."
--George W. Bush, interview with NBC's Brian Williams,
New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006
Houses will begat jobs, jobs will
begat
houses." --George W. Bush,
talking to reporters along the hurricane-ravaged Gulf
Coast,
Gulfport, Miss., Aug. 28, 2006
"I would guess, I would surmise that some of the more
spectacular bombings are done by al Qaeda suiciders."
--George W. Bush, on violence in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Aug. 21,
2006
"The United States of America is engaged in a war against an
extremist group of folks."
--George W. Bush, McLean, Va., Aug. 15, 2006
"One
thing is
clear, is relations between America and Russia are good,
and they're important that they be good."
--George
W.
Bush, Strelna,
Russia,
July 15, 2006
"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people,
Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a
given that the United States
and America would have a close relationship."
--George W. Bush,
Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006
"We
shouldn't fear a world that is
more interacted."
--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 27, 2006
"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I
remember --
I was raised in the desert, but
tides kind of
-- it's
easy to see a
tide turn --
did I say
those words?" --George
W.
Bush,
asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C.,
June 14, 2006
President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with
shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touche.
--An
exchange with
legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten,
to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14,
2006
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video clip)
"I
tell people, let's don't fear
the future, let's shape it."
--George W. Bush, Omaha, Neb., June 7,
2006
"Trying to
stop suiciders
-- which
we're doing a
pretty good job of on occasion
-- is
difficult to do.
And what the Iraqis are going to have to eventually do is convince
those
who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by Al Qaeda, for
example,
to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow."
--George
W. Bush,
Washington, D.C., May 24, 2006
"I would say
the best moment of
all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake."
--George
W. Bush, on his
best
moment in office, interview with the German newspaper
Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
"If people
want to get to know me
better, they've got to know my parents and the values
my parents instilled in me, and the fact that I was raised in West
Texas,
in the middle of the desert, a long way away from anywhere,
hardly.
There's a certain set of values you learn in that
experience."
--George
W. Bush,
Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
"You never
know what your history
is going to be like until long after you're gone."
--George
W. Bush,
Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important
goals.
And one such goal is a democracy in Germany."
--George
W. Bush, D.C.,
May 5, 2006
"That's
George Washington, the
first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that
I read three
-- three or four books about him last year. Isn't that
interesting?"
--George W. Bush, while showing German newspaper reporter Kai
Diekmann the Oval Office,
Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
"Finally, the desk, where we'll have our picture taken in front of -- is nine other Presidents used it.
"That's
called, A Charge To
Keep, based upon a religious hymn. The hymn talks about
serving
God.
The president's job is never to promote a religion." --George W. Bush,
showing German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann the Oval
Office, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
"I was not
pleased that Hamas has
refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel."
--George W. Bush,
Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006
"I can look
you in the eye and
tell you I feel I've tried to solve the problem diplomatically to
the max,
and would have committed troops both in Afghanistan and Iraq
knowing what I know today"
--George W. Bush, Irvine, Calif., April 24, 2006
"I aim to be
a competitive
nation."
--George W. Bush, San Jose, Calif., April 21, 2006
"I'm the
decider,
and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to
remain as the Secretary of Defense."
--George W. Bush,
Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006
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to audio clip;
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"I strongly believe what we're doing is the
right thing. If I didn't believe it
-- I'm going to repeat what I said before -- I'd pull the troops
out, nor if I believed we could win,
I would pull the troops out." --George W. Bush, Charlotte, N.C.,
April 6, 2006
"No question
that the enemy has
tried to spread sectarian violence.
They use violence as a tool to do that."
--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 22, 2006
"If the Iranians were to have
a nuclear weapon they could
proliferate."
--George
W.
Bush, Washington D.C., March 21,
2006
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"After the
bombing, most Iraqis
saw what the perpetuators of this attack were trying to do."
--George W. Bush, on the bombing of the Golden Mosque of Samarra in
Iraq, March 13, 2006, Washington, D.C.
"And so I'm for medical
liability at the federal level."
--George W. Bush, on medical liability reform, Washington, D.C.,
March 10, 2006
"I believe
that a prosperous,
democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America,
a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and
moderation in the Arab world."
--George W. Bush, mistakenly identifying Pakistan as an Arab
country, Islamabad, Pakistan, March 3, 2006
"People
don't need to worry about
security.
This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the
security for the United States of America."
--George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a
company
operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23,
2006
"And I want
those who are
questioning it to step up and explain why all of a sudden
a
Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great
British company."
--George W. Bush, defending a plan to allow a company controlled by
the United Arab Emirates
to manage ports in the United States, aboard Air Force One, Feb.
21, 2006
"I think
it's really important for
this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of
life
to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is
to convince little kids how to
--the beauty of playing baseball." --George W. Bush, Washington,
D.C., Feb. 13, 2006
"I like my
buddies from west
Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was
middle-age.
I liked them before I was president, and I like them during
president, and I like them after president."
--George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006
"He was a
state sponsor of terror.
In other words, the government had declared, you are a state
sponsor of terror."
--George W. Bush, on Saddam Hussein, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23,
2006
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"I'll be
glad to talk about
ranching, but I haven't seen the movie. I've heard about it. I hope
you go
-- you know -- I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what
I'm about to say."
--George W. Bush, after being asked whether he's seen
Brokeback Mountain, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23,
2006
"It's a heck
of a place to bring your family."
--George W. Bush, on New Orleans, New Orleans, La., Jan. 12,
2006
"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom,
and you kept that oath underseas and under fire."
--George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan.
10, 2006
"As you can
possibly see, I have
an injury myself -- not here at the hospital, but in combat with a
cedar.
I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter
of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw
me.
I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks
for your compassion, Colonel."
--George W. Bush, after visiting with wounded veterans from the
Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center,
San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006
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