New Logic for the war in
Iraq.
A reporter recently asked George Bush, if he
thought the war in Iraq was a mistake.
Bush responded... "People still don't seem to get
it"
Then went on to try and articulate his
thoughts....
We went over there to free these ungrateful bastards.
Sure, well over 1/2 million of them are dead now, but you have to
weed out a few of the guys who dont appreciate freedom.
Im sure their families are much happier now. At least now, they can
put food on their families (1)
You have to understand, 1/2 million of them (2),
and only 3 or 4 thousand of us, thats pretty good (3)
!
Besides, we have given them billions of dollars (4)
Anyway, its the Democrats fault. People like Pat Tillman (5), who
didnt support the war,
give a wrong message to our troops. If he woulda just fell in line,
like a good soldier, we wouldnt look so stupid now.
You see, thats the kinda thing that makes us wiretap (6)
people. We wouldnt have to break the law, if these kind of people
just "understood".
Its not as bad as the Democrats make it seem. John McCain (7) was just
there strolling through a market.
We are building schools and hospitals(8) so that the ones
that arnt dead yet, can have a decent eduacation and health
care.
We have virtually rid Iraq of Al-Queda (9) influence
as well.
You see, we had to get rid of Saddam, not only was he getting ready
to kill everyone in the U.S.,
but he was hurting his own people. Now that he is gone, things
should get much better.
Now, all of those poor people in Iraq are free, but we have to stay
there to secure the freedom see ?
People keep telling me that I cant just kill everybody in Iraq,
that the American people wouldnt put up with it, but they seem to
be putting up with everything else, so why not ?
When asked exactly WHO the enemy is in Iraq, bush
responded
"Oh thats easy, they are the bad guys".
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