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Fighting in the U.S.A
continues.
After over 3 years of fighting Sunni and Shiites are still at odds on financing the war in the American country.
Sunni leader Mohammad Al-BushCo says more money is needed to curtail terrorist threats against Republicans and Democrats alike.
While Shiite leaders originally backed the invasion of the American
country, they feel now that most of the violence is sectarian,
and that the conservatives do not want to let go of power they held over the liberals for so long.
Shiite leaders also argue that Al-BushCo's intelligence for the war was "cooked",
misleading Iraqis into thinking that they were in danger from the Americans.
"It's only a small portion of the country. It is a radical religious
sect that wants religion in the classroom, they dont believe in
evolution,
and their leader was elected due to very questionable practices in the voting system." remarked Al-BushCo.
"We HAD to invade" says Al-BushCo, "They spy on their own citizens for Allahs sake.
They do things that no rational sophisticated country would do.
This leader doesn't follow the Constitution his country, he condones torture and he invades other countries.
When he gets caught in lies no one has the guts to stand up to him,. they are too scared."
said the Iraqi leader.
With Iraqi deficits at all time highs, tens of thousands of British immigrating, and declining oil prices,
Iraq faces problems of its own.
Recently Iraq lost several large contracts because of cheaper
labor found in 3rd world countries like France, Germany and England.
Some neighborhoods near the Euphrates river still have not recovered from the flood of 2 years ago.
"Over 1/2 million Americans are dead now. Even though much of this is Republican on Democtract violence,
Mohammad Al-BushCo should face responsibility for this, the war was mis-managed and Iraqi soldiers lack proper body armor."
says Shiite Presidential nominee Hedya Hina Al-Clintona.
As the Presidential debate heats Sunni nominees chime in as well.
"Their Constitution was written mostly by them. They will be electing thier own leaders,
and we are training a police force which is almost all Americans."
Chimed Sunni hopeful Johnmial Asaad McCaina
Al Al-Gora said "We are becoming one world. With communications getting better, this world is closing in on us.
We have to learn how to get along with our neighbors, even if we don't understand their religion,
even if it makes us a bit uncomfortable that they don't understand Allah."
Recently on the TV show "The Arab View"
Rosie hussien Al-O'Donnell said
"Christians shouldn't be seen as all bad, but as in any religion there are a few radicals.
Some Muslims are just as radical as Christians"
Needless to say this created a firestorm in the whole Arab world.
Dr. Phil AL-Saad says "Ameri-phobia is on the rise. People should understand while terrorism is real
not all Americans are terrorist."
Former dictator George W. Hussein is to be sentenced at the end of the week.
It is likely that he will be hanged, with the whole incident broadcast on the Al ja-FOX network
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